Knees. (By Spike Milligan)

You've got to have knees
You've got to have knees
They're the things that take stock when you sneeze.

You've got to have knees
You've got to have knees
They only come in twos but never threes.

You've got to have knees
You've got to have knees
In winter fill them up with anti-freeze.

You've got to have knees
You've got to have Knees
Famous for having them are Bees.

You've got to have knees
You've got to have knees
If you want to see mine, say please.

You've got to have knees
You've got to have knees
They help you run away from falling trees
Knees. Wonderful knees