God visits a man and tells him he must give
up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to
get into heaven. The man says he'll try .
A week later God visits the man to see how
he is progressing.
"Not bad" says the man "I've given up
smoking and drinking but when the wife
bent over the freezer, i had to fuck her up
the arse"
"We dont like that in heaven" replies God
"They're not too happy about in in fuckin
Tesco either mate!" retorts the man.
Sometimes Childish, Sometimes Puerile, Sometimes full of invective.
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