Piss Pot.

My bucket of fermenting Piss has gone awol. So I'm going to have to start a fresh Piss Pot. I use the fermented Piss to tan the fresh labia of female circumcision, (not forgetting the baked bean thats been but off, but I'll come to that in the future). I tan the Labial hide with only the best and most exclusive tanning agents. I produce the softest, silkiest wallets known to man. My Wanking Socks are world renowned for their glove like fitting. Smooth but with the subtle texture you so crave. Full refund given if you don't blow the roof off.