A girl has broken up with her boyfriend of two years because she was looking for the perfect guy.
Her friend asked her, " So what is the perfect guy for you?"
She said "I don't want him to hit me, run away from me and he has to be good in bed."
Her friend replied, " I have the perfect guy for you, he's going to pick you up at 8."
So the door bell rings and when she opens the door there's a guy with no arms or legs
He said "Hey I'm your date, I'm perfect for you, no arms - so I cant hit you, no legs - so I can't run away from you"
She asked, "What about sex?"
The guy said with a smile on his face, "How do you think I rang the door bell?"
Sometimes Childish, Sometimes Puerile, Sometimes full of invective.
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