I was walking past a supermarket earlier when this gorgeous blonde came running around the corner with a handful of shopping and crashed right into me.
"I'm so sorry!" she exclaimed.
"Don't be silly," I replied, "it was an accident."
"Aw, thanks for being so understanding."
"Not at all, let me give you a hand picking up your shopping." I said with a smile.
"What a gentleman. Thank you so much."
"No problem at all. Would you like a hand bringing it back to your car?" I asked.
"That is incredibly nice of you, but I'm being picked up in a minute by my husb---"
Before she could finish the sentence I threw the bags in her face and shouted, "Carry your own fucking shopping then, you clumsy bitch"
Sometimes Childish, Sometimes Puerile, Sometimes full of invective.
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