A hunter shoots himself in the genitals with his shotgun....
Several hours later whilst lying in a hospital bed he's approached by the doctor:
"The good news is you are going to be ok, the bad news is there's some pretty extensive buckshot damage to your penis so I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Is she a plastic surgeon?" says the hunter..
"No" says the doctor: "She's a flautist so she'll teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your face!"
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