12 October 2010

Staying in touch.

3men in a Sauna, they hear a
bleeping sound.
The American pressed his arm &
the bleep stopped.
Sorry that was my pager, I have
a microchip in my arm.
A phone rings, Japanese man
puts his palm 2 his ear.
Sorry that was my mobile, I have
a micro chip in my hand.
Irishman not wanting 2 be
outdone, went 2 the toilet, came
back with toilet paper hanging
from his arse.
The others stared at him.
Ah b'jesus, will u look at that,
I'm getting a fax!

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