A man goes to a hospital because he just cannot stop breaking wind.
"Doctor, PLEASE help me!"
He says. "I just can't stop." Throughout his complaining, he keeps farting. "You've got to help me".
"I know........." Says the doctor. "I've got just the thing".
He reached for a large pole, with a hook on the end.
"OH GOD NO! PLEASE!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT...!?" The farts increase.
He grabbed the pole and edged towards him.
"NOO, please, don't......"
"What are you on about?" Asks the doctor.
"I'm going to open the fucking window".
Sometimes Childish, Sometimes Puerile, Sometimes full of invective.
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