He Will Protect You.

The man for all seasons.
He'll never let you down.
He'll always be there for you.
How lucky you are.
In the coming days, weeks, months and years of trials and tribulations that await us, who can you rely on to stand fast and shoulder to shoulder against the invading hoards?
None other than RambiBambiRompuy Man. The face of an evil elf and the body of Rabid Putin, you know he makes sense......