Thirsty in the Desert.

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for
water, was plodding Through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw
something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried
toward the object,
Only to find a little old Jewish
man at a small Stand Selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have
Water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have
no water, but would you like to
buy a tie? they are only £5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do
not need an over-priced tie, I
need water! I should kill you, but
I must find water first!"
"OK," said the old Jewish man,
"it does not matter that you do
not want to buy a tie and that
you hate me. I will show you
that I am bigger than that. if you
continue over that hill to the
east for about two Miles, you
will find a lovely restaurant. it
has all the ice cold water you
need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered
away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered
back, almost dead.
"That fucking brother of yours
won't let me in without a tie!"