A man was walking his dog when
suddenly, its leash broke and the
dog ran out of sight from his
master. after hours of searching
the man returns home to break
the news to his wife. "i have
looked high and low for him,
sweetheart, but i cant find him
anywhere" his wife suggests
putting an advert in the local
paper as she heard that this
sometimes proves fruitful.
so, the following thursday, the
local paper publishes the advert,
and the man sits in all day
beside his phone. hours pass,
day turns to night, and by the
sunday, the phone still hasnt
wrang.
"what did you put in that
advert?" the wife finally askes
her husband.
he replies "HERE BOY!!!"
Sometimes Childish, Sometimes Puerile, Sometimes full of invective.
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