Memories.

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the
negligee she wore on her wedding night
and put it on.
She went to her husband, a retired military
man, and asked, 'Honey, do you remember
this?'
He looked up from his newspaper and said;
'Yes dear, I do. You wore that same
negligee the night we were married'
She said, 'Yes, that's right. Do you
remember what you said to me that night?'
He nodded and said 'Yes dear', I said; 'Oh
baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those
boobs and shag your brains out.'
She giggled and said; 'So now it's fifty years
later, and I'm in the same negligee. What
do you have to say tonight?'
He looked her up and down and said;
"Mission Accomplished"