31 January 2011

Contagion. 1959 - Spike Milligan.

Elephants are contagious!
Be careful how you tread.
An Elephant that's been trodden on
should be confined to bed!
Leopards are contagious too.
Be careful tiny tots.
Theydon't give you a temperature
But lots and lots of spots.
The Herring is a lucky fish,
From all disease inured.
Should if be ill when caught at sea,
Immediately - he's cured!

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