Begorrah!

Skinny little white Irishman goes into an lift, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing
next to him. The big guy sees the
little Irishman staring at him, he looks
down and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The little white Irishman faints
and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says, 'I saw your
curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions
everyone always asks me...... I'm
7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each
and my name is Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman says:
'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!