27 October 2010

And The Answer Is............

A woman was on the way to
winning £100,000 on a game
show, but her final question
was suspended for the next
night. Her husband sneaked
into the studio and found the
question and answer.
He raced home and told his
wife "Your question is 'What
are the three main parts of
the male anatomy', and the
answer is 'The head, heart
and penis.'
The woman thinks about this
throughout the night, but
keeps forgetting the answer.
Her husband keeps
reminding her, "The head,
heart and penis."
Come the game show she
has forgotten again, and the
presenter asks, "For
£100,000, what are the three
main parts of the male
anatomy? You have ten
seconds."
"Um... the head."
"Good. Eight seconds."
"Um... the heart."
"That's right. Five seconds."
"Oh... um... damn. My
husband drilled it into me
last night and I had it on the
tip of my tongue this
morning..."
"That's close enough! You've
won £100,000!"

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