The Builder.

Two builders were moving some bricks on a building site, the first was a young apprentice, only 16, the second on the other hand was 59 and nearing retirement. They got talking and the 59 year old said that he loved his life, he had worked as a bricky all his life, he had a gorgeous wife and 3 children. He said he had 5 houses dotted around the globe from Iceland to Australia.

'But you're only a builder, how have you got so much money' asked the apprentice.

'I gamble, it's so easy and you can make so much money'

'How exactly'

'Well I bet you a fiver you've got syphilis'

'You're wrong there mate!'

'well drop your keks and lets have a look at your balls'

The apprentice proceeds to drop his trousers. The old man takes his trowel and lifts up the guys balls for a closer look.

'Yea you're right you haven't got Syphilis, here's your fiver' said the 59 year old.

'I don't get it' said the apprentice as he pulled up his trousers 'How do you make money?'

'You see them 10 guys up there, I bet them 50 quid a piece that I'd have your balls on a trowel by 4 o'clock'