Hey, Benny!

Benny is sitting in the pub drinking with his mate. Benny
says, "Im so popular I know everyone."
Being cocky and sure of himself he says,"I bet you £50
I know the next guy who walks in the bar".
His mate says, "Ok your on, I'll take that bet"
5 minutes pass and a guy walks in, straight
to the bar and orders a beer, he turns round and says,
"Hey Benny how you doing mate", Benny
replies, "Im good mate thanks, we'll have to have a drink
soon and catch up". The guys responds
by saying, "Yes mate, anytime, give
me a ring". At this point Benny turns to his mate and asks for
his £50, of which he pays him. 5 mins pass and his mate says, "I
bet you £100 you don't the next person we see on our way
home, Benny cocky as ever says, "Your on", so they get up and
leave 5 mins down the road they bump into a guy who straight
away shouts, "Hey up Benny", after a short conversation
they part ways and his mate pays up!
Bit pissed off he is £150 in the hole he decides up the stakes.
"Right Benny", he says, "I bet you £500 you dont know
the Prime Minister! Benny, cocky as usual
says, "Ok Ill take that bet, so they
jump in a taxi an head to Downing Street,
on arrival the police guard say's, "Woah Benny,
you can't come in without an appointment, then a Jaguar rolls
up with David Cameron in, the
window comes down and the PM says "Hey up Benny, Im a bit
busy at moment call round laterwe'll have a cuppa, Benny says
"Ok I'll ring you later Dave. His mate proceeds to hand him
£500...... Proper distraught his mate says,
"Right last one, I bet you a £1000 you don't know the
Pope", Benny agrees and they make there way to the airport
jump on a plane and fly out to The Vatican. So they are standing
there and Benny says, "Tight your not allowed inside so just stand
here look up to that balcony and in 5 mins I'll walk out with
the Pope. His mate thinks, 'Yeah ok whatever', sure enough Benny
walks up to the guards and he disappears inside. True to his
word Benny walks out on the balcony with his arm around the
Pope!
Looking down Benny sees his mate is unconcious on the
floor, quickly telling the Pope he
has to go check on his mate and makes his way down. As he gets
to his friends aid he is just coming round and Benny asks if
he is ok, his mate replies, "Yes I just came over all funny".
Benny asks is it so shocking that he knows the Pope?
He replied no.
"Well is it cause you've lost so much money to me"? Benny asks,
"No its not that either".
Benny asks, "Well what is it then....
His mate replies,"Well, when you were up
on the balcony with the Pope...... someone walked behind me and
said,
"Whose that with Benny"