Well I never did.

An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a
rural tavern. She gestures several times to
the bartender, but he ignores her. She
disappears for several minutes, returns to
the bar, and blows him a kiss. This time he
comes rushing over.
'Are you the manager?' she asks, softly
stroking his face.
'Actually, no,' the bartender smiles.
'Can you get him for me?' she asks, running
her hands through his hair.
'I'm afraid he's not here,' sighs the
bartender. 'Is there anything else I can do
for you?'
'Yes there is, I need you to give him a
message,' she continues, sliding a couple of
fingers into his mouth and letting him suck
them gently.
'What should I tell him?' he manages to ask.
'Tell him ..' she whispers, 'that there's no
toilet paper in the ladies' room'.