Mens Sexual Health.

The Queen visits a British
hospital to boost moral.
While there, she is given a
guided tour and in the first room
she passes there is a man
wanking himself silly on his bed.
Disgusted she asks, "why is that
man masturbating in front of
everyone"?
The nurse answers, "he has a
condition that requries him to
empty his testes every hour
otherwise hs scrotum will
explode".
The Queen expresses her
sympathies and moves on to the
next room where a man his
receiving a blowjob.
Confused again she asks, "What
is wrong with this man"?
"Oh same condition as the first
man", replies the nurse, "but hes
with Bupa".