The Cat Picture.

A man walks into a bar with a picture of a
cat, he tells the bartender it's £100 for the
picture and £100 for the story behind it.
The bartender says he'll take the picture,
but doesn't care about the story. At the end
of his shift he throws it in the backseat of
his car and drives home. He notices
thousands of cats following his car! He gets
worried and stops on a bridge and throws
the picture off, the thousands of cats jump
off too, following the picture.
The next day the same man comes into the
bar, he asks the bartender if he's ready for
the story behind the picture. The bartender
says, "No, but if you have a picture of
the European Parliament I'll take it!"