The Miracle.

Jesus was holding a healing
sermon in a village one day. He
said Im here to heal the sick and
disabled, if there is anyone here
needing healed, come forth.
A man comes forward and Jesus
asked, whats your name and
what is wrong my son,.
Mmmmy nnnamme is
Ppppetttter and I hhaave a
siiipppeeeaach
Immmpeddimmmennt.
Dont worry Peter, you go behind
the curtain and you shall be
healed.
Next a guy hobbles up on
crutches and tells Jesus his name
was Michael and he has never
been able to walk since he was
born.
Jesus said, dont worry Michael,
go behind the curtain, you shall
be healed.
Both go behind the curtain and
Jesus meditates and says a few
prayers. After he finished he
calls to Michael ¦Michael throw
away your crutches, you hear
the crutches hit the floor. Then he
says, Peter speak to me.
Mmmmmmichael's ffffaaaallllon on
his arse.