The Orange and The Green.

A young protestant boy finds a tri-colour on the Shankhill Road,
he shows his mum and says,
"Look mum, I'm Catholic now!"
His mum slaps him and sends him to his dad.
He shows his dad and says, "look father, I'm a Catholic now!"
His father slaps him and sends him to his grandfather.
He shows his grandfather and says, "look Granda, I'm Catholic now!"
Again he's slapped, and his grandfather asks him, "What
have you learned here"?
He replies, " I'VE BEEN CATHOLIC FOR JUST 5 MINUTES AND
ALREADY I HATE YOU ORANGE BASTARDS"