29 October 2010

The Ventriloquist.

A ventriloquest is touring his act.
During the show one night with
his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes, when a blonde
shouts "I've heard enough of
your stupid blonde jokes! What
does the colour of a persons
hair have to do with their worth
as a human being? It's men like
you who keep women like me
from being respected!"
The red faced ventriloquest
begins to apologies, but thee
blonde shouts "You stay out of
this mate, I'm talking to the little
wanker on your knee....."

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