The Story Of The Animal Band.

A horse was walking along a road when it saw a street performer playing his guitar and getting a few quid for it. The horse was astounded by the skill of the performer and became inspired to become a guitar player himself so he spent 3 or 4 years working really hard in his job to make enough money to quit and then purchase guitar lessons. After doing this he spends a good 4 years practicing guitar until he is eventually quite good at it and starts performing on the street. After a few weeks of performing on the street a cat comes across the horse performing his guitar and becomes inspired to become a bass player so he also spends
3 or 4 years working really hard
in his job to make enough
money to quit and then
purchase bass lessons. After
doing this he spends a good 4
years practicing bass until he is
eventually quite good at it and
approaches the horse that is
performing who is now rather
popular with the locals and asks
if he can perform with him which
the horse is more than pleased
about. So the two start travelling
around England performing on
streets to spread their music.
After a few months of
performing all over England on
the streets a dog comes across
the horse and cat performing
together and becomes inspired
to become a drummer so he
also spends 3 or 4 years working
really hard in his job to make
enough money to quit and then
purchase drumming lessons.
After doing this the dog spends
a good 5 years practicing his
drumming until he is eventually
really good at it and approaches
the horse and cat that are
performing who are now quite
famous throughout England and
asks if he can perform with them
which the horse and cat gladly
accept. At this point they decide
to start touring Europe
performing so the three start
travelling across Europe
performing on the streets.
After roughly a year of
performing all over Europe on
the streets a pig comes across
the three animals performing
together and becomes inspired
to become a singer so he spends
3 or 4 years working really hard
in his job to make enough
money to quit and then
purchase singing lessons. He
spends roughly 6/7 years
practicing and singing
everywhere he goes until he is
eventually one of the best
singers there every was and then
approaches the three animals
who are now extremely famous
throughout Europe and asks if
he can perform with them which
the animals gladly accept. They
decide to explore the rest of the
world so start travelling all over
the world performing on streets.
After another year of performing
on the streets after becoming
world famous an agent
approacheshem and asks if they
want to perform in the world
biggest concert because theyre
so famous. The animals agree of
course as this has been their
dream since they all became
inspired to start performing.
When the tickets go on sale they
are sold out within hours and
there is a major demand for
more seats to see the animals
performing.
Unfortunately the day before
the concert there was a terrible
car crash which killed the cat,
dog and pig. The horse was
lucky enough to survive but he is
distraught, after spending most
of his life working his way up to
the performance he was meant
to be performing the next day
and now his dream was ruined.
He goes to a bar to drown his
sorrows and the barman says...
"Why the long face?"