04 October 2010

5 Pirates and the Woman.

Five pirates and one woman were on a desert island after a
shipwreck. Before long they are
all getting pretty horny so they
make a deal, each pirate will
have the woman for one week
at a time, at which point the next
pirate in line will have her and
so on. All the pirates get sex
every 5 weeks and the woman
gets sex as often as she wants
with any of the pirates. The
situation worked wonderfully for
five years, when the woman
suddenly dies...... The first week
after wasn't so bad, the second
week was getting quite bad, the
third week was getting really
bad, the forth week was getting
horrible and by the fifth it was
unbearable......So they buried
her.

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