She Likes Voodoo when he's on Business

A young woman's husband was going on a business trip for a week, with her not being the kind of woman to stray, she asked her husband to get her a toy to play with while he was away.

Without any hesitation her husband drove to Ann Summers and picked out the first toy he could find. When he got back his wife tryed it out and said to her husband that the toy he had bought didn't satisfy her as much as he did. While obviously taking this as a compliment he went back to Ann Summers and with the help of a member of staff, picked out a much better toy. Again as she tryed the toy out, it did not satisfy her as much as she would like.

After another couple of trips to Ann Summers and his wife still not being satisfied, he went back to the shop and told the woman "None of these toys on view are to my wife's needs, have you got anything in the back that could do the job?"
"Come into the back, i might have just the thing!"
"This, is the 'Voodoo Dick'... Watch this!....'Voodoo Dick', the door!" she shouts.
Almost immediately the toy jumps off the table and flies towards the door, and after 2 minutes the door falls off the hinges.
"Perfect! This should do the trick" he says

So off he goes home to his wife and explains how the toy starts, then leaves for his trip knowing the toy he has purchased will do the job. Later on that night his wife gets the toy out, puts it on the table and says "Voodoo Dick, my pussy!" to which the toy jumps off the table and does its job.

After half an hour of playing with her toy and the woman clearly satisfied, she attempts to pull the toy out of he pussy and remembers her husband didnt tell her how to stop and remove the 'Voodoo Dick'. The woman immediately jumps in her car and heads for the hospital. With the toy still in her pussy and still turned on she is driving erratically over the road. Halfway to the hospital she gets pulled over by thr Police. The officer steps out of her car and asks why she is driving like a maniac, to which she replies "I have a Voodoo Dick stuck in my pussy!"

The officer, clearly in disbelief turns to walk back towards his vehicle and says "Voodoo Dick my arse!".....