A cop stopped his police car when he spotted a young couple sitting at the side of the road.
The guy was lying on his side with his pants pulled down and the girl was vigorously fingering him up the ass.
"What the hell is going on here?" asked the cop.
"This is my date," explained the girl. "When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started knocking back the booze. Now he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."
The cop said: "That's not gonna make him puke."
"Yeah?" she replied. "Wait til I switch the finger to his mouth."
Sometimes Childish, Sometimes Puerile, Sometimes full of invective.
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