Sunburn!

To prepare for his big date, a
young man laid in the back
garden to work on his tan.
Not wanting any tan lines, he
sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, he fell asleep and
his cock got sunburnt.
Being very determined, he
decided not to miss his date, so
he put some ointment on the
beast and wrapped it in gauze.
The young man's date, a
beautiful blonde, showed up at
his house for the promised
home-cooked meal, and was
treated to a feast.
After they finished with the
dinner they went into the living
room to watch a movie.
During the movie, the young
man's sunburn began to hurt.
After several minutes of extreme
discomfort he asked to be
excused.
A friend had told him that milk
was very effective in reducing
sunburn pain, so he went to the
kitchen, poured a tall glass of
cold milk, and placed his
sunburned appendage into the
milk.
He experienced immediate
relief....
The blonde, wondering what the
young man was doing, wandered
into the kitchen and found him
with his cock immersed in the
glass of milk....
With a look of understanding
the blonde exclaimed, "So, that's
how you reload those things!"