Following the problems in the
lending market in America and
the run on HBOS in the UK,
uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank
has folded, Sumo Bank has gone
belly up and Bonsai Bank
announced plans to cut some of
its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and
will likely go for a song, while
today shares in Kamikaze Bank
were suspended after they nose-
dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on
following sharp cutbacks, Ninja
Bank is reported to have taken a
hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate
Bank got the chop and analysts
report that there is something
fishy going on at Sushi Bank
where it is feared that staff may
get a raw deal.
Sometimes Childish, Sometimes Puerile, Sometimes full of invective.
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