The Three Bullets

A women was pregnant with
triplets.
One day she goes into this bank
as it was being held up. She gets
shot 3 times in her stomach, but
luckily she lives.
She goes to the doctor who tells
her her children will be all right,
one day the bullets will come
out.
So 13 years later, one triplet, a
girl, runs out of the bathroom
and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS
GOING TO THE BATHROOM
AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So
the mother tells her the story of
what happened 13 years ago.
The next day the second
daughter comes out and says
the same thing, "MOM, I WAS
GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND
A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the
mother tells her the story of
what happened 13 years ago.
On the third day the son comes
out and says "MOM, MOM!" she
goes "Let me guess, you were
going to the bathroom and a
bullet came out?" he replies
"No, I was having a wank
and I shot the dog!"