The Reluctant Fishers. (Beware).

I said to the wife, "Right wife tomorrow me
you and the dog are going fishing at the
lake at 4am!".
"Well i'm not going" she said! "Fine but if
you don't you'll have to do a forfeit!".
"Right then wife it's 4am come on were off
fishing," i said to her as i opened the
curtains. She looked out the window and
saw that it was pissing it down with rain and
there were gale force winds. I'm not fucking
going out there she said. "Right a forfeit it is
then, you have a choice, you either take it
up the shitter or give me a bj."
She considered it for a moment then said "I
don't fancy anal so i'll give you a bj." So she
starts sucking away then pulls away and
shouts "Why the fuck does your cock taste
like shit?" I said "The dog didn't want to
come either!"